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Become a Modern Stealth Fighter


Course Description

STRESS is the number one public enemy of every day life. It comes in various forms, from distraction bugs to mind monkeys to tension tightness and more. It kills our motivation, desire, passion, and productivity.

Traditional trainings designed to conquer these beasts, such as yoga and guided meditation, often leave the Normal Man feeling more like an upside down Awkward Man. NINJA WARRIOR TRAINING may look like yoga, but it's not. This online program offers simple and fun modern stealth fighter maneuvers made accessible to any man (or not-man) to beat his most plaguing stress demons.

Led by Awkward Man, designed for the Normal Man, this is the perfect introduction to a simple 5-minute-a-day yoga practice that is roll-on-your-back funny, drop-your-jaw-in-awe insightful, and any-average-joe-can-do-this easy.

Course Curriculum


  Introduction
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  1 - How to Breathe Like a Ninja
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  2 - Preparing for the Unexpected Like a Ninja
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  3 - Return Yourself to Your Rightful Owner
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  4 - All Good Warriors Must Fight Gary
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  5 - How Ninjas Look for Gum under the Table
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  6 - Where Do You Find Balance in a Chaotic World?
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  7 - Listen to Licorice
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  8 - Focus on Your Inner World, Bubs
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  9 - Preparing to Be An Unstoppable Ninja (Advanced Training)
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  10 - Cross Disciplinary Ninja Training
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  11 - Four Essential Tools Ninjas Need to Fight Fascism
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  12 - Train to Fight So You Don't Have to Fight
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  13 - Calm Your Ninja Mind (& Jiggle Your Inner Jelly)
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  Bonus Materials
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Frequently Asked Questions


When does the course start and finish?
The course starts now and never ends! It is a completely self-paced online course - you decide when you start and when you finish.
How long do I have access to the course?
How does lifetime access sound? After enrolling, you have unlimited access to this course for as long as you like - across any and all devices you own.
What if I am unhappy with the course?
We would never want you to be unhappy! If you are unsatisfied with your purchase, contact us in the first 30 days and we will give you a full refund.